Bad Day

Today was a very bad day, I was watching 'Romper Room'--and became [extremely] aroused, so I grabbed an empty ~beer bottle--and some lube, I then attempted to 'make love' to my ~beer bottle. I wound up having to take the bus to the emergency room with my ~dick stuck in the bottle....It was a humiliating experience to say the least, but they did manage to free my willy.

I attempted to spend the rest of my day 'masturbating' in front of the television, but this only angered a large security guard who then ejected me from Circuit City.

Check back tomorrow for more of my drunken escapades.

Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol