Monday, March 24, 2008

I am such a FRAUDulent Queen

A doctored [by me] recording in my failed attempt to frame N1FM.

I was hoping that this would affect [cancel] his amateur license, but, unfortunately, no one would take my recording seriously. Simply put, Once again, I failed.

N1FM Recording

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Happy Easter

First and foremost, please allow me to apologize for the lag in my blog. My computer was badly ~damaged during my latest bender. It seems that while I was in a highly intoxicated, extremely altered, and quite nebulous state of mind that I urinated all over my tower causing [extensive] damage to my cpu, hard drive, and video card.

I attempted to take my ~computer back to the store where I purchased it for [warranty] service, but the UNSCRUPULOUS-DISINGENUOUS-NEOPHYTE manager told me that the warranty didn't cover damage due to drunken stupors. Bravo [renta-center] fucktards!

So, here I am in Toronto ~visiting my NAZI-WHORE of a mother for Easter [I only hope mommy can refrain from giving free-bees to the local sailors while I am here] Mommy gave me an Easter-basket containing a six-pack of Piels [my favorite beer] that I can't wait to consume for breakfast tomorrow morning.

Well, I must go now. Mom is taking her teeth out, and I am preparing to give her some good-old-fashioned POLISH SAUSAGE. Hi, Hi [amateur short hand for laughing]

Happy Easter

Your intoxicated-queer-hero

Karol.

Btw, Mark, quit FRAUDulently reporting that I am in the USA! I am not allowed there and even if I were I wouldn't want to visit. So, Mark, to you I say; FUCK-OFF you fucking FUCKTARD.
 
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