Today was a very bad day, I was watching 'Romper Room'--and became [extremely] aroused, so I grabbed an empty ~beer bottle--and some lube, I then attempted to 'make love' to my ~beer bottle. I wound up having to take the bus to the emergency room with my ~dick stuck in the bottle....It was a humiliating experience to say the least, but they did manage to free my willy.
I attempted to spend the rest of my day 'masturbating' in front of the television, but this only angered a large security guard who then ejected me from Circuit City.
Check back tomorrow for more of my drunken escapades.
Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol
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