I am getting worried about my good friend Todd, I haven't heard from him in weeks! Rumour has it that his parents locked him in the basement for molesting the family cat. The other rumour being circulated is that Todd was killed during a 3-some with Mark and Gavi, as the story goes Todd was suffocated while Gavi sat on his face, but I suspect that it was the putrid stink emanating from Gavi's filthy snatch that killed Todd, not the lack of oxygen.
I have grown lonely as of late, it seems that all of my friends have vanished from 20 meters, my tube with handles is history and therefore no one can hear me over Mikey's superior signal. My Radio days are coming to a close. I even had to stop having sexual relations with Mark, it seems that several men's dick's have turned black and fallen off after having sex with Mark.
Woe is me, I have become a very lonely old queen.
Sincerely your lonely intoxicated queer hero
Karol
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Bad Day
Today was a very bad day, I was watching 'Romper Room'--and became [extremely] aroused, so I grabbed an empty ~beer bottle--and some lube, I then attempted to 'make love' to my ~beer bottle. I wound up having to take the bus to the emergency room with my ~dick stuck in the bottle....It was a humiliating experience to say the least, but they did manage to free my willy.
I attempted to spend the rest of my day 'masturbating' in front of the television, but this only angered a large security guard who then ejected me from Circuit City.
Check back tomorrow for more of my drunken escapades.
Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol
I attempted to spend the rest of my day 'masturbating' in front of the television, but this only angered a large security guard who then ejected me from Circuit City.
Check back tomorrow for more of my drunken escapades.
Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
The Conjugal Visit
I am sorry for the lapse in my blog. I took a short vacation, it seems that a good friend of mine [Todd] has been [falsely] placed in prison due to [fraudulent] accusations [theft of services with all that entails] lodged against him by a group of rogue Hameerican amateurs. Amateurs, they are indeed, whilst I am a professional [Barrister] with the degrees/diplomas to show for it [fucktards be warned] and a wealth of knowledge to accompany.
I arrived at the Court House at 9:00am Sharp to plead Todd's case. I stood before the judge and listened [while yawning and rolling my eyes in clear contempt of what was being said] to the laundry list of [fraudulent]charges being read, the judge then asked if he was boring me, my [humorous] reply, no, not terribly, please proceed your honor, that is if you have any honor(chuckle). Needles to say, I was ultimately fined and held in contempt.
Finally it was my turn to address the court. I stated that this was all just a sham and that the American Fucktard Judicial system was, and is an abomination of great proportions, [with all that entails]. I then called the judge a fat conservative communist swine and proceeded to accuse the judge, prosecutor,and jury of being homosexuals. I spat on the floor and called on Alquida to bomb the Court House. As the Bailiff dragged me out of the Court room [kicking and screaming], I yelled to the Judge, if your daughter has big tits, I promise not to cum in her mouth.
I thought the proceedings went quite well, but for reasons that I don't quite understand [admittedly, I don't understand most things] Todd was sentenced to 8 years hard labor, instead of the $500.00 fine he was originally supposed to receive.[my intentions were to get the fine dropped]
Oh, well, I did manage to get them to agree to let Todd and I have conjugal visits on a weekly basis. Unfortunately the Volvo disintegrated on the ride home, So I will be riding the Buss for the time being, which, in retrospect, is not necessarily a bad thing, as I am too intoxicated to drive most days.
Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol
I arrived at the Court House at 9:00am Sharp to plead Todd's case. I stood before the judge and listened [while yawning and rolling my eyes in clear contempt of what was being said] to the laundry list of [fraudulent]charges being read, the judge then asked if he was boring me, my [humorous] reply, no, not terribly, please proceed your honor, that is if you have any honor(chuckle). Needles to say, I was ultimately fined and held in contempt.
Finally it was my turn to address the court. I stated that this was all just a sham and that the American Fucktard Judicial system was, and is an abomination of great proportions, [with all that entails]. I then called the judge a fat conservative communist swine and proceeded to accuse the judge, prosecutor,and jury of being homosexuals. I spat on the floor and called on Alquida to bomb the Court House. As the Bailiff dragged me out of the Court room [kicking and screaming], I yelled to the Judge, if your daughter has big tits, I promise not to cum in her mouth.
I thought the proceedings went quite well, but for reasons that I don't quite understand [admittedly, I don't understand most things] Todd was sentenced to 8 years hard labor, instead of the $500.00 fine he was originally supposed to receive.[my intentions were to get the fine dropped]
Oh, well, I did manage to get them to agree to let Todd and I have conjugal visits on a weekly basis. Unfortunately the Volvo disintegrated on the ride home, So I will be riding the Buss for the time being, which, in retrospect, is not necessarily a bad thing, as I am too intoxicated to drive most days.
Sincerely
Your intoxicated queer hero
Karol
Sunday, February 3, 2008
A queens life
Well, I decided to play radio today and just as I had anticipated, Mikey Qrm'ed me, called me names and humiliated me, for millions of people around the world to hear. Damn that Mikey and his superior wit. Why does he always embarrass me like that? He's a big bully and he made me cry.
Speaking of bullies,they are ruining my life. I would love to go to Florida to visit Mickey Mouse but for reasons that I am too embarrassed to mention, I am afraid to set foot in Fla. I wish I hadn't pissed off so many people. Because of my drunken on-air tirades I can never set foot in America and will never get to meet Mickey Mouse.
I am on my way down to the local homeless shelter where I pay homeless teen boys to let me perform oral sex on them. I must be careful, last week a 12 year old kicked my ass up and down the street. I really need some condoms but, they don't come in my size, extra small.
The good news is that Junior and Grandma are coming over tonight. Grandma and I are going to give Junior an Elmers glue enema. Then Junior is going to give grandma oral sex. I once asked Junior
what Grandmas 80 year old snatch tasted like and he replied depends. I think I will make Junior wear Grandmas dirty diaper on his head. I must go, I have some Schaefer bottles to refill, it's juniors favourite.
Your queer hero
Karol
Speaking of bullies,they are ruining my life. I would love to go to Florida to visit Mickey Mouse but for reasons that I am too embarrassed to mention, I am afraid to set foot in Fla. I wish I hadn't pissed off so many people. Because of my drunken on-air tirades I can never set foot in America and will never get to meet Mickey Mouse.
I am on my way down to the local homeless shelter where I pay homeless teen boys to let me perform oral sex on them. I must be careful, last week a 12 year old kicked my ass up and down the street. I really need some condoms but, they don't come in my size, extra small.
The good news is that Junior and Grandma are coming over tonight. Grandma and I are going to give Junior an Elmers glue enema. Then Junior is going to give grandma oral sex. I once asked Junior
what Grandmas 80 year old snatch tasted like and he replied depends. I think I will make Junior wear Grandmas dirty diaper on his head. I must go, I have some Schaefer bottles to refill, it's juniors favourite.
Your queer hero
Karol
Saturday, February 2, 2008
What a gay day
Oh, what a gay day I had today! I awoke at the crack of noon, and enjoyed a heaping bowl of count chocula for breakfast, I washed it down with a case of warm Schaefer [the beer to have when you're having more than one], I never have just one~ as I am a degenerate alcoholic. I then passed out on the kitchen floor for a couple of hours.
I awoke in a pool of my own vomit shortly before 1:00 pm, I decided not to play radio today because my tooob with hondals had been repossessed by renta center[yes, I forgot to make the payments] and Mikey with his superior signal & intelligence would just chase me off the frequency. I am so tired of Mikey chasing me off of the frequency, I would argue with him, but he is so much smarter than I am, and he would surely make a fool out of me.
I decided to fill up the empty Schaefer bottles with my urine and recap them, I put them in the refrigerator to cool down while I waited for Mark and Todd to arrive. When they finally arrived I offered them each one of the cold Schaefers, I could barely hold back my laughter as they drank them, much to my surprise they quickly gulped them down and went for seconds. I decided to let them in on my little joke and we all had a good laugh. What good sports Mark and Todd are, I serve them piss and they laugh about it. I couldn't ask for better friends.
Your queer hero, Karol
I awoke in a pool of my own vomit shortly before 1:00 pm, I decided not to play radio today because my tooob with hondals had been repossessed by renta center[yes, I forgot to make the payments] and Mikey with his superior signal & intelligence would just chase me off the frequency. I am so tired of Mikey chasing me off of the frequency, I would argue with him, but he is so much smarter than I am, and he would surely make a fool out of me.
I decided to fill up the empty Schaefer bottles with my urine and recap them, I put them in the refrigerator to cool down while I waited for Mark and Todd to arrive. When they finally arrived I offered them each one of the cold Schaefers, I could barely hold back my laughter as they drank them, much to my surprise they quickly gulped them down and went for seconds. I decided to let them in on my little joke and we all had a good laugh. What good sports Mark and Todd are, I serve them piss and they laugh about it. I couldn't ask for better friends.
Your queer hero, Karol
Friday, February 1, 2008
My day by ve7kfm
Today was a very bad day, some of the local ruffians were giving me a hard time down at the seven eleven, they wouldn't let me play the pacman game. Well, I gave them a thorough tongue lashing using my superior vocabulary and wit, they laughed hardily and then proceeded to beat me mercilessly. I regained consciousness about 20 minutes later and staggered home.
When I arrived home, Mark and Todd were waiting on the front steps. I invited them into the house, I was still very angry about what transpired at the 7/11, so I decided to take it out on them.
I removed my belt and whipped Mark like the little bitch that he is, I then demanded that Todd lay down on the floor, and instructed Mark to defecate on Todd's face.
While watching Mark defecate on Todd I became very aroused, I then commanded Mark to get on his Knees in front of me, so that I could masturbate and cum on his ugly face.
Afterwards, I allowed Todd to penetrate Marks ass with his pathetically small dick while I yelled at Mark to squeal like a pig.
Tune in tomorrow for more of my gay escapades
be sure to visit my new site ve7kfm products
Your queer hero, Karol
When I arrived home, Mark and Todd were waiting on the front steps. I invited them into the house, I was still very angry about what transpired at the 7/11, so I decided to take it out on them.
I removed my belt and whipped Mark like the little bitch that he is, I then demanded that Todd lay down on the floor, and instructed Mark to defecate on Todd's face.
While watching Mark defecate on Todd I became very aroused, I then commanded Mark to get on his Knees in front of me, so that I could masturbate and cum on his ugly face.
Afterwards, I allowed Todd to penetrate Marks ass with his pathetically small dick while I yelled at Mark to squeal like a pig.
Tune in tomorrow for more of my gay escapades
be sure to visit my new site ve7kfm products
Your queer hero, Karol
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