Veterans Day

Salutations once again to my loyal ~readers

On this veterans day I have imbibed in [perhaps] a bit too much of the Vodka that I have so laboriously concocted in my [filthy] bath tub, and being ever so inebriated/intoxicated ~I have spent the day crying about my failed ~military service such as it is...But at least I am not a FRAUDulent veteran like some ~fucktards that I am acquainted with...

You see ~my friend, or more appropriately, my puppet Mark has claimed disingenuously to have served in the military, and of all things, to have served in the capacity of Colonel in the chemical corps. But, only to later recant and claim to have been a sergeant, and even later claiming to have only been a private serving under the alias moniker of Batman. I would be hard pressed to believe that Mark had ever served in the military as a private, let alone a Colonel, or Sergeant. For one, Mark obviously can't even spell Colonel, or Sergeant, so how could he have ever ranked as one. Surely to serve in the military in the EXCITED STATES OF HAMERICA one must be capable of spelling his/her rank...But I do digress

I may have fallen down the hatch and broken my neck in a drunken stupor, but at least my service has been proven.

Go fuck your chickens Mark, and to the rest of you ~may Al Pacino drive your teeth out through your assholes, assholes.

Sincerely
Your drunken gay military ~hero
Karol.

Once again time for another exciting update!!!

I hope that all my loyal ~readers had a merry Christmas, just as I did, mine however, was mostly spent sucking off voodoo reasoning ~jigaboos down at the local home-less shelter...Oh how I love the [salty] taste of a Negro's load on my refined palette.

As usual, I also made the yearly trip to my ~whore of a mothers house, in the beautiful ghetto of Toronto--where mommy supports herself by sucking off ~Mexican immigrants for a paltry sum of money, but none the less, it provides enough income for her day to day needs, with enough left over for her occasional crack cocaine binge.

Also, I have come realize that I am quite lonely, and most recently, made the decision ~to seek out my soul mate through means of an on-line dating service...Gay.com being my site of choice, as it appears to have an infinite number of gay souls ~like myself, who are seeking out their ideal life-partner.

Well, I really must say good-bye for now, as it is necessary for me to go and primp for my first date ~with a man I met through Gay.com. I must admit that while I am a bit nervous ~I can't help but feel a warm and tingly sensation down in my nether regions as I anticipate the warm embrace I will [hopefully] receive from my suitor.

Wish me luck

Your [flaming] hero

Karol ~VE7KFM